Dear pathetic twat

Please fuck off:

Tindall, 36, gestured with his nose toward a handful on snow on a bar during an interior shot and joked “Steve O, sort it out”. He can also be heard making a sniffing sound during the short clip.

His co-star Steve O, who found fame with the popular ‘Jackass’ films has previously suffered from drug addiction.

One senior secondary school teacher took to Twitter to condemn Mr Tindall’s apparent drug reference.

“Ok so Mike Tindall just mimicked snorting coke on The Jump. Wow,” wrote Richard Endacott.

Yours,

Everyone.

18 thoughts on “Dear pathetic twat”

  1. I can hear poor old “Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells” whining from his grave.

    All those complaining letters sent to the DT which were left on the floor for the cleaners.

    Nowadays, every one of them would have made the front page headlines…

  2. We must know people who know each other Tim.

    On the question of Tindall and coke, when your nose has been bust that often it’s freebasing, really.

  3. I know people who know him from his time in Bath. I do know people up around your way, Cirencester etc, but I think we’ve been through this before, you don’t know them.

  4. Vaguely related, but the scene in one of the jackass flicks of an obviously coked-out-of-his-mind Steve-O snorting a line of wasabi paste in a Japanese restaurant before vomming everywhere made me laugh harder than almost anything else (the waterboarding scenes in Zero Dark Thirty came close).

    The TV show was good, but the films are (and I say this unironically) comic masterpieces.

  5. Dan

    I had the same reaction to the bit in the original TV series where they were downing (then projectile vomiting back up) gallons of flavoured milk.

    I also found the bits involving Preston and Wee Man together inexplicably funny.

    I agree that Jackass The Movie is genius.

    All the ripoffs that followed it (eg Dirty Sanchez) were pathetic. Especially as you knew that the Jackass guys had made the serious money and fame from the format and that was left for the latecomers was a bit of Z-list celebrity. In a way you felt sorry for them that they weren’t smart enough to realise this.

  6. A Nobody writes a pointless, ohmygosh puritanical tweet and that’s national news? Why aren’t my tweets getting this sort of coverage? They are far funnier.

  7. “All the ripoffs that followed it (eg Dirty Sanchez) were pathetic.”

    Indeed. Not only were the skits hackneyed, overlong contrived shite (compared to the sometimes very clever stuff the americans were getting upto – like Knoxville with the giant hand twatting people carrying soup in their office – fuck me I almost burst a lung guffawing at that) but the presenters were thoroughly unlikeable scrotes — whereas the Jackass crew were affable and funny.

    Except for Bam Margera who remains an insufferable twat.

  8. Yeah, Knoxville comes across as very smart and I always thought Ryan Dunn seemed a nice guy. Shame about his self-inflicted death.

  9. I fell on the floor laughing when they wrote Gnarr-Kill on a golf buggy and trashed two of them on the golf course. A lot of Jackass was hit and miss but the funny parts were very funny.

  10. @Tim

    ‘I think we’ve been through this before, you don’t know them.’
    Pedantry I accept but I actually said:
    ‘We must know people who know each other

    @Rob

    ‘A Nobody writes a pointless, ohmygosh puritanical tweet and that’s national news? Why aren’t my tweets getting this sort of coverage? They are far funnier.’

    If I ever become God I will have a rule that any grown man who formulates his tweets thus: ‘Ok so XXX XXX XXX. Wow’ will be taken out and shot.

    If he uses the formulation ‘Wow. Just wow’ he will be tortured first.

  11. Interested,
    What if the tweet ends with: ” ……. oh wait ….”.

    Should family members also be punished?

  12. “If he uses the formulation ‘Wow. Just wow’ he will be tortured first.”

    I think I did actually do that once on here… In my defence, I think alcohol may have been involved.

    And when I saw it later, I sort of had the same reaction! Too often it’s a case of “Shame there’s no edit button on here”..:)

  13. @Jack C

    No, that’s what my Gulag camps will be for.

    @PF

    For your open and frank confession I commute the sentence to another ten years commenting on this blog. But I shall be watching, comrade!

  14. @Jack C

    Sorry, I meant yes, of course. Also ‘who knew’ (which I may have used myself – but I am obviously exempt).

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *