One of the pre-election cycle’s less anticipated controversies has taken a fresh turn with Ed Miliband’s confirmation that he does indeed have two kitchens in his north London house – but he says he only uses the smaller one.
I was happier then and I had nothin’. We used to live in this tiny old house with great big holes in the roof.
House! You were lucky to live in a house! We used to live in one room, all twenty-six of us, no furniture, ‘alf the floor was missing, and we were all ‘uddled together in one corner for fear of falling.
We could have the rewriting of the will. The wife’s barrister’s salary. Margaret, Lady Hodge, could make an appearance what with the trust fund for Stemcor shares, the way she doesn’t (I assume she doesn’t) use her potential non-dom status (nor her title), the responsibility she took for the Islington kiddie fiddlers. Her pension from the accountancy firm she slams regularly.
Murphy, of course, peddling personal service companies as he denounces them as tax abuse and runs one himself.
But I think it needs the hand of Steve here, not that of myself.