Apparently Jordan Spieth is going to start shagging waitressesApril 16, 2015 Tim WorstallSex3 CommentsMasters winner Jordan Spieth is the new Tiger Woods That’s what they mean isn’t it? previousDear God, what is the Telegraph coming to?nextThis is simply glorious 3 thoughts on “Apparently Jordan Spieth is going to start shagging waitresses” Mr Ecks April 16, 2015 at 10:52 am If he is he better get to it quick before he is too old. The paper said he is 21. He already looks middle-aged in the photos with the article. 21?–golf is a waste of time but it must be a thief of time as well if that bloke is 21. Gamecock April 16, 2015 at 1:44 pm Good one, Tim! So Much for Subtlety April 17, 2015 at 12:43 am Surely it means the opposite? Tiger Woods was a marketing dream because he was so nice, well mannered, well behaved and so on. Every mother’s dream of a boyfriend for their daughter. Turned out he was just another low life. His marketing value collapsed. What they are hoping for is that Spieth is going to be the sort of person Mothers love and so will sell any number of useless products. The point being he may or may not be the sort of person everyone thought Woods was but he wasn’t. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.