I’d rather have clean sheets than a night of passion
A preference for freshly made bedding rather than sex is a sure-fire sign that you’re happily middle-aged, writes Allison Pearson
For I too would prefer a freshly made bed than a night of passion with Allison Pearson.
Only, of course, because I am also middle aged. It would be most ungallant to suggest that there could possibly be any other reason for such a preference.