I’d rather have clean sheets than a night of passion
A preference for freshly made bedding rather than sex is a sure-fire sign that you’re happily middle-aged, writes Allison Pearson
For I too would prefer a freshly made bed than a night of passion with Allison Pearson.
Only, of course, because I am also middle aged. It would be most ungallant to suggest that there could possibly be any other reason for such a preference.
Unless Alison Pearson has ever intimated she would like a night of.passion with you Tim, your gallantry, or lack of, would seem to be fairly irrelevant
I’d rather have clean sheets than a night of passion
Sounds like a German goalkeeper.
You sir, are no gentleman.
You could pop bubble-wrap with her instead Tim. That might be more exciting–altho’ for which of you–who can say?
The real question is whether “clean sheets” is some obscure code word for “squirrel suit”