Drinking two cups of coffee a day could perk up performance in the bedroom, a study suggests.
Research found that men who drank two cups a day were 42 per cent less likely than non-drinkers to report erectile dysfunction.
That’s a surprise, isn’t it?
Actually it is a surprise, because high blood pressure is both a result of stimulants and a cause of limp dick. Viagra was originally a blood pressure medication, remember.
*prepares cafetiere*
“Actually it is a surprise”: well yes. Tim was using a play on words not an actual scientific argument. Though he may have thought it a scientific argument.
Did they control for the fact that men with coffee stained teeth end up needing few erections to begin with?