“Mr President, fellow members of this Parliament, our colleagues in the Commission and the various arms of the bureaucracy.
“We come to the subject of the upcoming referendum in my native Britain on whether that fine country should remain as part of this European Union or should leave. Many people have many different views on this important subject. I shall be doing my utmost to make sure that the vote is to leave this institution. This Parliament, this Commission, this bureaucracy: Britain should leave all behind.
“It is possible to provide detailed reasons for this conclusion. However, it’s not actually necessary for me to provide them here. For there’s one very simple, conclusive and over-riding reason for why I think Britain should leave.
“I don’t want my country to be run by you fuckers.
“Thank you for the ride and good bye.”