That’s a pretty good description of the European Union, isn’t it?
And it comes from one who should know:
Martin Schulz, president of the European Parliament
Mr Schulz said Mr Cameron had “no chance” of exempting Britain from the EU principle of “ever closer union”
So ve haff no choice, eh? We vill be assimilated?
“The EU is and Britain are one thing. The UK belongs to the EU,”
A hint Herr Schulz. The British do not take kindly to being told “We own you”.
Britain accused of ‘hatred and lies’ by European Parliament president
The hatred part is true of course. We hate you. Specifically you, Schulzy.
Mr Schulz, a German socialist,
Oh yes, that’s right. We were asked some time ago, we British, whether we’d like to be ruled by a fat German socialist. We said, rather emphatically, that we didn’t. So please do fuck off, OK?