But there’s just something delightful about this headline:
Ivorians ignore ban on lightening creams despite damage to skin
It’s obvious what it is, ivory is a whitish colour, it’s also a brand of soap, as well as being part of the name of a country.
And it’s nowhere near as good as some of the El Reg headlines of course. But still, just fun.
Not entirely unrelated: someone referred to the Obama/Clinton contest for the Democratic nomination as Ebony and Ovary.