LHTD: Jeremy, my congratulations on such a stunning win!
Jezza: Thank you, thank you, I will repay the faith put in me.
LHTD: We are one world now, you’re saying what I believe
Jezza: Yes, yes, indeed I have been. Your, umm, ideas, on tax were very useful, and that PQE stuff, they swallowed it hook line and sinker.
LHTD: Could we have a little chat about what might be my position for actually bringing it all about?
Jezza: What? You mean you actually believe all this tosh?
LHTD: But, I’m to run the Office of Tax Responsibility aren’t I? Or something grander? Shadow Chancellor?
Jezza: Richard, won’t your charitable donors miss you?
LHTD: But, but, the peerage!
Jezza: Goodbye Richard…..
(I hear on the grapevine that Richie has actually been predicting a peerage and Shadow Cabinet membership within weeks. Sadly, could actually happen.)