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Today’s prize for acute observation goes to….

Woman discovers ‘boyfriend’ of two years is woman when she removes blindfold during sex
A woman told police of her disbelief when she discovered that her “boyfriend” of two years was a female friend, a jury has heard.
The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recovering from a brain tumour and did not want her to see his scars.
But she claims she eventually discovered it was in fact her 25-year-old friend Gayle Newland, who had persuaded her to wear a blindfold throughout their sexual encounters in which a prosthetic was used.

Umm, yeah.

11 thoughts on “Today’s prize for acute observation goes to….”

  1. Hey, Mr. negative, don’t be so skeptical, it happens all the time.

    I mean, really, the ladies don’t like to look at the ugly peckerish thing, do they?

  2. So she’s happy to have kinky sex with someone she has never seen but not with a friend? She’s not complaining about the quality of the sex over two years is she?

  3. Surely penetration by a strap-on would feel different to penetration by the real thing? And did the ‘victim’ never wonder why fellatio or manual stimulation were never requested?

  4. @Jonathan
    “Why can I never find women like this?”

    Is this because you would like to be the strapon-er, or the strapon-ee?

  5. JuliaM: “…maybe she’s just dim..?” But, surely, she’d have to be mega-dim – what used to be called educationally sub-normal – to fall for this more than once and over two years?

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