The solution here is a large amount of beating around the head with a cluebat

Clemson University issued an apology to students on Thursday after what appears to be a small group of students were offended by an annual Mexican cuisine event put on by university dining services.

Yup, the cafeteria workers put on sombreros and served tacos.

A couple of SJW frightbats:

One student tweeted a picture of cafeteria workers wearing sombreros with the caption “Our culture isn’t a costume and we will not be mocked!”

That’s as nothing to how badly you’re going to get mocked now sweetie.

Pendergist went on to say he “can’t imagine how they’re going to react when they discover that Taco Bell is a thing.”

28 thoughts on “The solution here is a large amount of beating around the head with a cluebat”

  1. Why issue an apology?

    They should be offering a refund and a bus ticket to the nearest mental health facility, with a ‘Get outta here! University ain’t for you!’…

  2. Actually this is something we can be proud about. We’re leading the World here, see this is something that has crossed the Atlantic in the opposite direction. Yes University of East Anglia got there first.

    http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/29/uea-student-union-bans-racist-sombreros

    I think we might have discussed it at the time. I’d like to see these people accuse the All Blacks of appropriating the Hakka when clearly most of them are not Maori. In fact isn’t their name itself racist, surely it ought to be the Off Whites?

  3. They are like a over zealous priesthood who are on the constant look out for anything that can be deemed offensive to their deity, who is probably a transgendered hermaphrodite with a lop sided hair cut and a nose ring.

  4. Bloke in Costa Rica

    If they want some authentically Mexican-themed cultural expression perhaps they could dismember the cafeteria manager and hang his torso from a highway overpass.

  5. Close all non-science Uni courses overnight. Sack the teachers/admin staff without compensation and confiscate their pensions. Boot all their students out into the cold cruel world.
    Leftism must be rooted out and destroyed down to the last scumbag.

    Besides purging people is a good old socialist tradition. They’ll understand.

  6. I really have no idea how anyone can have a problem with this. It is obviously fucking offensive to the two Mexicans at the university to reduce their entire culture to an Americanised version of their food, a silly hat, and balloons with moustaches.

    Imagine if they’d done a ‘British’ night where they served prawn cocktails and french fries, dressed in bowler hats, and talked in a Dick van Dyke voice about buggering schoolboys. Not because they were making a bad taste joke, or taking the piss, but because that’s actually their best effort at representing what they know about British culture. Who wouldn’t be offended? Who wouldn’t tell them to do their sodding research first, next time?

  7. Bloke in Costa Rica

    What? No-one, and I mean no-one would have given even the teeniest, tiniest amoeba-sized shit. And if they had, they should have been kicked in the balls or, alternatively, the cunt until they died.

  8. For fuck’s sake.

    Go the (qualifying- last night it’s still raw) of any major sporting event. The DPWs will be there in CU Jimmy hats, necking Irn Bru by the gallon and singing Proclaimers songs.

    The Swedes have horned Viking helmets on, the Welsh carry inflatable sheep, the Irish have leprechauns.

    Embrace the national stereotypes. It shows you’ve grown up as a nation.

  9. Dave: Absolute moronic SJW shite. It is long past time these whining leftist pricks got the kicking they deserve.

  10. So Much For Subtlety

    GlenDorran – “Embrace the national stereotypes. It shows you’ve grown up as a nation.”

    Yeah but you have got to feel sorry for the Kazakhs. And there isn’t a Football Association in the world that would look kindly at fans chanting “Throw the Jew down the well”. Not even the Russians.

  11. So Much For Subtlety

    Dave – “Imagine if they’d done a ‘British’ night where they served prawn cocktails and french fries, dressed in bowler hats, and talked in a Dick van Dyke voice about buggering schoolboys. Not because they were making a bad taste joke, or taking the piss, but because that’s actually their best effort at representing what they know about British culture. Who wouldn’t be offended? Who wouldn’t tell them to do their sodding research first, next time?”

    Actually this is kind of every American film about Britain ever. Actually it is every American film about non-trash Americans of British origin ever.

    Yet some how we cope.

  12. So Much For Subtlety

    DocBud – “What about the Iranian Football Federation?”

    You do have a point. Although in fairness, anyone who fails to observe that most of their women’s team are in fact men are probably not the sharpest tools in the shed so even if they didn’t approve, they probably wouldn’t notice.

  13. So Much For Subtlety said:
    (re the Iranians): “most of their women’s team are in fact men”

    I assumed that was because the mullahs objected to women playing sports.

  14. These people had better not ever go to Mexico. Cross the border and you’re instantly beseiged by people trying to sell you a fucking sombrero. Oh, the humanity!

  15. Dave – “Imagine if they’d done a ‘British’ night where they served prawn cocktails and french fries, dressed in bowler hats, and talked in a Dick van Dyke voice about buggering schoolboys.”

    Sounds like a right laugh.

    Perhaps you should complain to the British Chamber of Commerce about this that they organised:

    http://www.onefortheroaddg.com/event/british-day-2015-in-shenzhen/

    Sheep, Bagpipes, red phone boxes, and Mr fucking Bean… Oh the humanity!

  16. Although in fairness, anyone who fails to observe that most of [the Iranian] women’s team are in fact men are probably not the sharpest tools in the shed

    To be fair, you can hide an awful lot underneath a full burqa!

  17. “Who wouldn’t be offended?”

    Everyone?

    The only people on Earth who would take even tactical offence at this would be SJW wankers, and they’d be perfectly happy with a ridiculous or misleading portrayal of the UK.

  18. Harry Lime gets it. The rest of you seem to be confused about the difference between something being offensively ignorant, and getting highly offended by it. I mean, we’re not talking about riots and protests in the streets, just a couple of posts on twitter pointing out that it’s bullshit.

    How hard would it have been to have a Mexican theme evening where someone had done thirty seconds work to research how things actually are in Mexico? Wouldn’t some real Mexican food instead of Tex-Mex have been something interesting and new for the students?

  19. Since there were no actual Mexicans there who the hell would know and what would it matter anyway?

    The two SJW whiners need to be expelled as a lesson to the rest.

  20. Are Brits under the impression that tacos are some kind of Americanized perversion of “true” Mexican cuisine? Because that’s definitely not the case. Tacos are as Mexican as it gets.

  21. Dave,

    “How hard would it have been to have a Mexican theme evening where someone had done thirty seconds work to research how things actually are in Mexico? Wouldn’t some real Mexican food instead of Tex-Mex have been something interesting and new for the students?”

    No. Because that’s what people expect from a Mexican theme night.

    A real Mexican theme night would probably look like a French theme night or a British theme night. With blokes walking around in a pair of jeans and a Nike t-shirt. It’s about the fun of dressing up a bit, and everyone around the world who isn’t a complete killjoy gets this. I’d expect someone coming to a fancy dress party as a Briton with a bowler hat and monocle.

  22. A real Mexican theme night would have a Mariachi band. But, of course, someone could complain that, “Our culture isn’t a costume and we will not be mocked!”

  23. So Much For Subtlety

    Gamecock – “A real Mexican theme night would have a Mariachi band.”

    A real Mexican themed night would be stag because all the girls over 15 would be bare foot and pregnant at home with their children.

    Naturally that is an offensive thing to say and I am sure someone will point out Mexico is not like that any more. To which I shall reply “any more”. Culture is such a hard thing to pin down and preserve in plastic isn’t it? It changes. All the time. How then can any of us not appropriate?

  24. Dave, the poster for the British day in Shenzhen was full off bullshit ‘ignorant’ stereotypes including Mr Bean for fucks sake. Does that offend you? Didn’t offend any Brits I know.

  25. After a real Mexican student theme night we would have no idea if anyone had been offended because they would all have been kidnapped, disappeared and dismembered.

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