The true explanation

François Hollande can breathe a sigh of relief. Plans for a film based on Valérie Trierweiler’s kiss-and-tell bestseller about her relationship with the president have been dropped, reportedly because no serious actress wanted the role of the jilted ex-first lady.

Because France’s 50 ish actresses all want to bed the President for real I assume.

4 thoughts on “The true explanation”

  1. Bloke in Costa Rica

    Yes indeed. Make it one of those Robin Askwith oo-err missus romps and it would be fucking awesome.

  2. There is a 40-something French actress who would be a shoe-in for the role. She usurped her I’m real life though and is currently sleeping with the French president.

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