Jennifer Lawrence, the star of the forthcoming The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2, might be thought to have it all: good looks, a glittering Hollywood career, fame and fortune.
But in an interview with Vogue magazine the star has revealed that despite her A-list status, she struggles romantically.
“No one ever asks me out. I am lonely every Saturday night. Guys are so mean to me,” Lawrence, 25, said.
Must be, pointy elbows, right? Nowt else wrong with her, obviously:
“I know where it’s coming from, I know they’re trying to establish dominance, but it hurts my feelings. I’m just a girl who wants you to be nice to me. I am straight as an arrow.”
“It’s strangely exhilarating because you keep trying to fight for that validation. You want to have [validation] before you get married, so that you don’t seek it out once you are,” she explained to the mag.
Ah, no, not pointy elbow syndrome. She’s deluded instead.
Young men are not trying to establish dominance by not asking you out. Young men are, by and large, looking for a bit of a laugh and the possible sniff of a legover. Dominance and mind games doesn’t really come into it.
Seriously, the faster young women like this understand quite how simple men and their desires are are the happier they’ll be.