For a wife, there can be few crueller betrayals than your husband sleeping with the nanny – yet it’s all too common.
You’re struggling with the Mummy weight and the stretch marks. At which point you decide to bring in a younger, fresher and almost certainly tauter woman to live in your house. Hubby is, pretty much by definition here, vastly richer than that lissome bit you’ve got stashed in the spare bedroom.
And everyone acts shocked when wick dipping ensures?
Hire an old and ugly nanny you dingbat.
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