Mother who bought bananas from Iceland finds they are infested with one of the world’s most deadly spiders which can leave a man with a four hour erection
Mother who bought bananas from Iceland finds they are infested with one of the world’s most deadly spiders which can leave a man with a four hour erection
Yes, but who wants to shag Kerry Katona?
Steve wins!
A fairly useless side effect of rigorous mortis…
I picked up on the iPad correction of Morris for mortis but didn’t spot the rigor one…
“A fairly useless side effect of rigorous mortis…”
I think rigorous mortis is exactly what viagra was designed to induce…
I used to work with people who suffered from rigorous mortis…
Is this spider deadly to the person it bites or to everyone the person it bites vigorously shags in the subsequent four hours?
They grow bananas in Iceland? I suppose the volcanic springs make it warm enough. You’d think the spiders would find it a bit parky, though.
The spider’s bite may give you a 4-hour erection, but does it combat 2 types of diabetes?
Bloke in Costa Rica – “They grow bananas in Iceland? I suppose the volcanic springs make it warm enough. You’d think the spiders would find it a bit parky, though.”
They do grow bananas in Iceland. At least they did according to the very interesting but now massively dated Engineer’s Dreams by Willy Ley.
Who had some minor involvement in early attempts to deliver mail by rocket. As well as being deeply involved in the German rocket programme before the Nazis took it over. Yada, yada, yada. An interesting life.