Well, of course

It could be the perfect excuse for those embarrassing moments at the Christmas work party. Around one million Britons carry a faulty gene which makes them a terrible drunk.
The University of Helsinki has identified a genetic mutation which makes some drinkers far more impulsive and reckless after consuming even a small amount of alcohol.

Also known as the “uncle” gene and thus we get the drunken uncle dance at all family gatherings.

Everyone’s known this for generations haven’t they?

7 thoughts on “Well, of course”

  1. Behaving inappropriately after just one pint of beer…I’m usually half-way into my second before the fun starts.

  2. My Dad has that.

    Despite being an uncle myself, I have the Ozzy gene. The one that makes you somehow still alive after drinking enough to pickle a cow.

    Unfortunately my dancing skills are only at standard uncle level. I don’t have the Lionel gene.

  3. >Around one million Britons carry a faulty gene which makes them a terrible drunk.

    Only one million? Has Dr Tikkanen ever ben to Britain?

  4. If it’s genetic then surely it’s a disability and has to be accommodated, I await the onslaught of SJWs and diversity advisers incorporating this terrible affliction into their portfolio of issues

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