Difficult thing to deny really

Student caught with 51 turtles under his trousers admits smuggling

11 thoughts on “Difficult thing to deny really”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    Whereas someone with 51 squirrels in their trousers is clearly a potential suicide bomber. Just trying it out so to speak.

  2. Tricky one; the only possible defence is that he isn’t a smuggler, he’s just a pervert. I feel sorry for his barrister.

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