So how many dolphins do get killed by cars?December 10, 2015 Tim WorstallFood12 CommentsI’ve eaten roadkill badger and squirrel, but dolphin? No thanks previousSighnextWe’ve all had sex like this, haven’t we? 12 thoughts on “So how many dolphins do get killed by cars?” john square December 10, 2015 at 10:49 am The green party would argue that all dolphins are killed by cars. As well as all the pandas, rhinos and poor people. Ian B December 10, 2015 at 10:51 am It depends if they’ve learned to look right, look left and look right again. Ian B December 10, 2015 at 11:27 am As a Progressive, I am primarily worried about the complete lack of laws against dolphins drink driving, frankly. John miller December 10, 2015 at 12:31 pm Those who swim too close to the shore at Beachy Head. Gamecock December 10, 2015 at 12:44 pm Tastes just like manatee. Peter S December 10, 2015 at 2:12 pm In the form of muchame, with avocado and olive oil. Very tasty but illegal here. dearieme December 10, 2015 at 4:18 pm I nearly ran over a seal once. Bloke in North Dorset December 10, 2015 at 4:24 pm “The green party would argue that all dolphins are killed by cars. As well as all the pandas, rhinos and poor people.” what, pandas, rhinos and poor people are killing dolphins? There ought to be a law against it. I hit a barrel jelly fish with my boat in spring (there was an infestation the Weymouth area), didn’t half make a thump and if it didn’t kill it I’ll bet it had a headache. bloke in france December 10, 2015 at 4:34 pm As a true SJW I am searching pages jaunes for my nearest amphibious car dealer so that I can go and protest outside the showroom. So Much For Subtlety December 10, 2015 at 5:05 pm I try, I try. Bloke in Costa Rica December 10, 2015 at 8:18 pm I wouldn’t imagine anything with a primarily fish-based diet would be very palatable except an actual fish. They’re meant to taste fishy. The closest terrestrial relatives of cetaceans are hippos, and I assume people eat those, but then chickens and penguins are both relic dinosaurs and I bet penguins taste fucking awful. Ian B December 10, 2015 at 8:23 pm Various historical polar explorers attest to the fucking awful taste of penguins. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.