So how many dolphins do get killed by cars?

I’ve eaten roadkill badger and squirrel, but dolphin? No thanks

12 thoughts on “So how many dolphins do get killed by cars?”

  1. The green party would argue that all dolphins are killed by cars. As well as all the pandas, rhinos and poor people.

  2. Bloke in North Dorset

    “The green party would argue that all dolphins are killed by cars. As well as all the pandas, rhinos and poor people.”

    what, pandas, rhinos and poor people are killing dolphins? There ought to be a law against it.

    I hit a barrel jelly fish with my boat in spring (there was an infestation the Weymouth area), didn’t half make a thump and if it didn’t kill it I’ll bet it had a headache.

  3. As a true SJW I am searching pages jaunes for my nearest amphibious car dealer so that I can go and protest outside the showroom.

  4. Bloke in Costa Rica

    I wouldn’t imagine anything with a primarily fish-based diet would be very palatable except an actual fish. They’re meant to taste fishy. The closest terrestrial relatives of cetaceans are hippos, and I assume people eat those, but then chickens and penguins are both relic dinosaurs and I bet penguins taste fucking awful.

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