Vital, hugely important, news

Kate Middleton buys wipe-clean table cloth as she prepares to host Christmas with her young family

Where would we be without the tabloids?

7 thoughts on “Vital, hugely important, news”

  1. Not just the legacy tabloids, The DT ran the item on the front page of the website all over the w/e. Apparently, it was much more newsworthy than the stitch-up of the French elections by the French Establishment.

  2. Perhaps they have inside info that it was a wipe-clean cloth because she is planning a table-top threesome with Justin Bieber and A N Other.

  3. They carried the photo because the girl looked knackered. Does she have a cold, is she ill, or is it just that mummying is exhausting even if one has nannies and whatnot?

  4. @ dearieme
    Anyone who takes mummying seriously will find it exhausting. Those who do not are not taking it seriously.

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