36 is a bit old to be a twink isn’t it?

And I thought we agreed that male ballet dancers are not in fact gay these days?

An Asda boss faces jail after he transferred £180,000 from the supermarket’s charity fund for flood victims to his boyfriend’s ballet company.
Paul Kelly, a vice-president of corporate affairs at Asda, fraudulently claimed the money was to assist after flooding, but it went to prop up his partner David Murley’s dance school.
The 55-year-old,

Mr Murley, 36,

Hmm, guess some stereotypes die harder than others.

10 thoughts on “36 is a bit old to be a twink isn’t it?”

  1. Too old to be a twink, certainly. Twinkle-toes, not quite so much.

    Not sure what everyone is so surprised about. Homosexualists can also be fraudsters (allegedly). What is the world coming to?

  2. But maybe gay men running ballet companies?

    You’re not going to get straight men doing it. They’ll just be shagging all the 17 year olds.

  3. Stig,

    Presumably gay men running ballet companies are just as likely to be shagging the 17 year olds as straight men. Only difference is that one will be targeting the 17 year old girls; the other the boys.

    On a related note, aren’t most 17 year old ballet girls flat-chested and boyish-looking anyway?

  4. NielsR you correctly point out that he was in the appropriate position.

    Maybe if we did deeper there was a flood problem in the ballet company that didn’t involve water.

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