Although some forms of exercise are more appealing than others. Incredibly, it takes three hours and seven minutes of love- making to work off a slice of carrot cake.
If she accepts then that’s what, 3 months of sex I can tell her she needs to have with me? Assuming that we’re using Johnny Rotten’s definition of 2 minutes of squelching each day?
it takes three hours and seven minutes of love-making to work off a slice of carrot cake.
Is that for a man or a woman, I wonder?
This is a problem why ?
580 CALORIES
Brisk walk: 2 hrs 12 mins
Running: 1 hr 22 mins
Sex: 3 hrs 7 mins
Doubles: 1 hr 56 mins
Something tells me that if this is true, the Brits do their sex horribly, horribly wrong… ( not much of a surprise there, but still..)
Either that, or the caloric value used for sex is utter bollocks.
Incidentally, and purely anecdotal, I’ve found that cheesecake is more in favour with the Ladies, and has the added bonus of being better suited for incorporation in ..creative fun…
580 CALORIES
Brisk walk: 2 hrs 12 mins
Running: 1 hr 22 mins
Sex: 3 hrs 7 mins
Doubles: 1 hr 56 mins
SITTING IN A FUCKING CHAIR DOING NOTHING: 8 hrs
Either that, or the caloric value used for sex is utter bollocks.
Pretty much all calorific values, both in and out are bollocks.
You see how long it takes to “work it off” doing no physical exercise and compare it to what you eat. If they were right, I’d be house sized by now. I do little physical exercise and eat rather a lot more than they “recommend”. (I’m not even particularly tubby, in fact.)
Don’t we consume most of our calorie intake by the simple act of maintaining our body temperature?