Jerry Hall, 59, and Rupert Murdoch, 84, announce their ENGAGEMENT in The Times after a whirlwind four month romance
Rupe’s not going to want to hang about at his age, is he?
And wonder if anyone will try to tell him the Pablo Casals joke?
Jerry Hall, 59, and Rupert Murdoch, 84, announce their ENGAGEMENT in The Times after a whirlwind four month romance
Rupe’s not going to want to hang about at his age, is he?
And wonder if anyone will try to tell him the Pablo Casals joke?
How many f&&king times does he have to get bit before he learns?
It can’t be the sex at his age. Why would he risk another divorce settlement?
I’ll bet he eats Australian lamb.
He was told by his doctor that having sex every night could be dangerous he replied well if she dies, she dies.
I wonder what she sees in billionaire-tyrant Rupert Murdoch.
Probably has the moves like Jagger.
Not sure about that @CHF – may be banned soon: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/12093092/Australian-lamb-advertisement-accused-of-discriminating-against-vegans.html
(p.s. what’s the “Pablo Casals joke” – a quick google search didn’t turn up much for me.)
“Probably has the moves like Jagger.”
That’ll be the artificial hip joints.
Can’t take it with him, can he?
Why mess about with a long past her best woman of 59 when his cash could get him 100 stunning women of 29?
@PJH It’s the “If she dies, she dies” joke from Petepet.
It’s clearly a lovematch, and he believes she’s not a gold digger…Sorry, no fool like an old fool, you say?
Mr Ecks – when you get to Rupert’s age, it’s probably not all about the champagne buckets full of Viagra and gruesome tortoise-like coitus any more. What would he talk about with a 29 year old?
Ms Hall is still an attractive lady for her age, has had an interesting life, won’t embarrass him at formal dinners, and probably won’t object to sticking the kettle on and watching “Murder She Wrote”.
Machiavelli – 🙂
What is he gonna talk to a 59 year-old about?
All the people he has shat on? How much money he has? How his footsteps are set in the sands of time? Masonic ritual? The New World Order and his role in its upfall?
You are too old for sentiment Steve.
I’m sure they deserve each other.
Yeah, but can she defend him from nutters armed with pies?
Mr Ecks – What is he gonna talk to a 59 year-old about?
“Remember when you were at school and I was a middle aged man?”
Kevin B – as long as The Joker steers clear, they’ll be fine.
Old Digger marries Gold Digger.
Adrian – “Old Digger marries Gold Digger”
No, he divorced the Gold Digger. Whatever else you can say about Ms Hall, and I can think of some, she is not smart and scheming when it comes to money matters. Jagger “married” her on the beach in Bali and so she got nothing.
Had to google the Casals joke – pretty funny.
Not sure how accurately the source reports it, since it’s George Carlin
Pablo Casals was in his 90s and doing an occasional — an occasional — recital, but he rehearsed three hours a day, regardless.
Someone said to him, “You know, Pablo, you’re in your 90s now. You’re a past master. Everyone knows you’re an accomplished cellist. Everyone knows you’re a virtuoso. Why do you still practice three hours a day?” He said, “Well, I’m beginning to notice some improvement.”
http://lasvegassun.com/news/2008/jun/10/casals-comedy-doesnt-do-jokes/
(second last para)
I bet he’s kicking himself now. If he’d hung on another day Iman would have been on the market.
…so she got nothing.
She certainly got something. I guess about ÂŁ10m.