The picturesque Dorset market town of Sherborne was left reeling this week after an unknown party committed two unprovoked yoghurt attacks on unsuspecting members of the public.
How do we know it was unprovoked?
Business-owner Alison Nurton, a victim of one of the attacks, spoke to the Central Somerset Gazette about the incident. She was pelted with yoghurt at around 7pm on Wednesday evening as she arrived at her haberdashery, Butterfly Bright on Cheap Street, where she was due to teach a crochet class.
After all, even for Dorset a crochet class in a haberdashery is a bit twee isn’t it? The Dorset Liberation Front protesting for the return of strong cider and rural starvation perhaps?