Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry.
Andrew M
10 years ago
It’s always squirrels with you, Steve.
Steve
10 years ago
Andrew – How come Squander Two lives in a treehouse and pelts innocent bystanders with nuts, yet I’m the one who gets pegged with the squirrel tag?
Ian B
10 years ago
Would Squirrel Nutkin describe the act of hiding Bernie Sanders’ relatives?
simon
10 years ago
One of my favourites too. And I usually follow it with this other religious gem …
A devoutly religious lad (called Mark) is trying to get to sleep one night, when suddenly he hears this voice calling him. “Mark” the voice says, then again it says “Mark”.
“Is that you Lord ?”, Mark asks. Just to hear the voice again, “Mark” is says.
This goes on for a while, when he realises it’s coming from outside. He looks out of the window to see …
… wait for it …
… a Bulldog with a hair lip, sat there “(B)Mark”ing
OK, I’ll get my coat.
DocBud
10 years ago
My dad told me that one, Simon, need I say more.
Hallowed Be
10 years ago
A small person recently told me this
What did the Emperor say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill?
Hallowed Be
10 years ago
“The elephants are coming over the hill.”
Justin
10 years ago
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
Justin
10 years ago
“What do we want”?
A cure for Tourettes
“When do we want it “?
CUNT!!
Bloke in Germany
10 years ago
How many druids does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
Druids don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles.
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What’s the best thing about pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.
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Why are the brothels in Frankfurt next to the banking district?
Because in both type of establishment the employees get paid to screw the customers.
GlenDorran
10 years ago
What do you call a bear with no paw?
Rupert the Bastard.
KrakowJosh
10 years ago
Viagra: it may not turn you into James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
Nautical Nick
10 years ago
Is this the same dyslexic who went to a toga party, dressed as a goat…..?
So Much For Subtlety
10 years ago
Steve – “Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry.”
Oh Great. Now I am going to lie awake at night worrying that God is a furry.
dcardno
10 years ago
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!
TomJ
10 years ago
I’m surprised that no-one has yet raised the case of the dyslexic pimp, who bought himself a warehouse…
If Halla exists, he (or she) is a real dog.
Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry.
It’s always squirrels with you, Steve.
Andrew – How come Squander Two lives in a treehouse and pelts innocent bystanders with nuts, yet I’m the one who gets pegged with the squirrel tag?
Would Squirrel Nutkin describe the act of hiding Bernie Sanders’ relatives?
One of my favourites too. And I usually follow it with this other religious gem …
A devoutly religious lad (called Mark) is trying to get to sleep one night, when suddenly he hears this voice calling him. “Mark” the voice says, then again it says “Mark”.
“Is that you Lord ?”, Mark asks. Just to hear the voice again, “Mark” is says.
This goes on for a while, when he realises it’s coming from outside. He looks out of the window to see …
… wait for it …
… a Bulldog with a hair lip, sat there “(B)Mark”ing
OK, I’ll get my coat.
My dad told me that one, Simon, need I say more.
A small person recently told me this
What did the Emperor say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill?
“The elephants are coming over the hill.”
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
“What do we want”?
A cure for Tourettes
“When do we want it “?
CUNT!!
How many druids does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
Druids don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles.
—-
What’s the best thing about pagan friends?
They worship the ground you walk on.
—-
Why are the brothels in Frankfurt next to the banking district?
Because in both type of establishment the employees get paid to screw the customers.
What do you call a bear with no paw?
Rupert the Bastard.
Viagra: it may not turn you into James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore.
Is this the same dyslexic who went to a toga party, dressed as a goat…..?
Steve – “Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry.”
Oh Great. Now I am going to lie awake at night worrying that God is a furry.
Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE!
I’m surprised that no-one has yet raised the case of the dyslexic pimp, who bought himself a warehouse…