I’ve always liked the one about the insomniac dyslexic agnosticFebruary 15, 2016 Tim WorstallApropos nothing very much18 CommentsWho would lie awake at night wondering whether there really was a Dog. previousOh dearnextSeems sensible to me 18 thoughts on “I’ve always liked the one about the insomniac dyslexic agnostic” DocBud February 15, 2016 at 12:42 pm If Halla exists, he (or she) is a real dog. Steve February 15, 2016 at 12:42 pm Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry. Andrew M February 15, 2016 at 12:51 pm It’s always squirrels with you, Steve. Steve February 15, 2016 at 1:19 pm Andrew – How come Squander Two lives in a treehouse and pelts innocent bystanders with nuts, yet I’m the one who gets pegged with the squirrel tag? Ian B February 15, 2016 at 2:09 pm Would Squirrel Nutkin describe the act of hiding Bernie Sanders’ relatives? simon February 15, 2016 at 2:11 pm One of my favourites too. And I usually follow it with this other religious gem … A devoutly religious lad (called Mark) is trying to get to sleep one night, when suddenly he hears this voice calling him. “Mark” the voice says, then again it says “Mark”. “Is that you Lord ?”, Mark asks. Just to hear the voice again, “Mark” is says. This goes on for a while, when he realises it’s coming from outside. He looks out of the window to see … … wait for it … … a Bulldog with a hair lip, sat there “(B)Mark”ing OK, I’ll get my coat. DocBud February 15, 2016 at 2:21 pm My dad told me that one, Simon, need I say more. Hallowed Be February 15, 2016 at 2:27 pm A small person recently told me this What did the Emperor say when he saw the Elephants coming over the hill? Hallowed Be February 15, 2016 at 2:27 pm “The elephants are coming over the hill.” Justin February 15, 2016 at 3:56 pm What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association. Justin February 15, 2016 at 3:58 pm “What do we want”? A cure for Tourettes “When do we want it “? CUNT!! Bloke in Germany February 15, 2016 at 5:41 pm How many druids does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Druids don’t screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles. —- What’s the best thing about pagan friends? They worship the ground you walk on. —- Why are the brothels in Frankfurt next to the banking district? Because in both type of establishment the employees get paid to screw the customers. GlenDorran February 15, 2016 at 6:22 pm What do you call a bear with no paw? Rupert the Bastard. KrakowJosh February 15, 2016 at 6:31 pm Viagra: it may not turn you into James Bond, but it will make you Roger Moore. Nautical Nick February 15, 2016 at 10:59 pm Is this the same dyslexic who went to a toga party, dressed as a goat…..? So Much For Subtlety February 15, 2016 at 11:23 pm Steve – “Illiterate atheists deny the existence of a magic sky furry.” Oh Great. Now I am going to lie awake at night worrying that God is a furry. dcardno February 16, 2016 at 3:00 am Dyslexics of the World, UNTIE! TomJ February 16, 2016 at 10:57 pm I’m surprised that no-one has yet raised the case of the dyslexic pimp, who bought himself a warehouse… Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.