A disturbing video purporting to show a prostitute still attached at the genitals to an elderly man who died while having sex has emerged online.
The bizarre footage shows paramedics transporting the alleged dead body with the woman still on top out of a building on a hospital stretcher.
The pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does seem to be moving, as a crowd of people stand around and watch in horror.
It’s penis captivus.
No, no, we really shouldn’t laugh. And as is usually pointed out every time these deaths in flagrante occur, the unhappy ending almost always occurs before the happy ending. Still, worse ways, eh?