Well, no, one shouldn’t laugh, however

A disturbing video purporting to show a prostitute still attached at the genitals to an elderly man who died while having sex has emerged online.
The bizarre footage shows paramedics transporting the alleged dead body with the woman still on top out of a building on a hospital stretcher.
The pair are hidden under a blanket, but the woman does seem to be moving, as a crowd of people stand around and watch in horror.

It’s penis captivus.

No, no, we really shouldn’t laugh. And as is usually pointed out every time these deaths in flagrante occur, the unhappy ending almost always occurs before the happy ending. Still, worse ways, eh?

19 thoughts on “Well, no, one shouldn’t laugh, however”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    Take them where? If the paramedics cannot separate them …. well, what is the next step?

    I find it hard to believe this happens with anything that is not canine. Or if it did that it would not resolve itself in a minute or two. Just as soon as she calmed down. But if it is possible, is surgical intervention the next step? Cutting it off essentially.

  2. An injection of muscle relaxant into a private and personal (or at least, of negotiable entry in this case) place.

  3. SMFS: But if it is possible, is surgical intervention the next step? Cutting it off essentially

    …making both the lady and the dead gent members of the transgender community or possibly to some totally new section of the alphabet soup of deviance.

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    Dongguan John – “It’s in China. She’ll be riding him until someone turns up with a credit card.”

    Surely she won’t start until someone turns up with a credit card and won’t stop until it is maxed out?

    This story seems bogus to me. Their tame doctor claims that a female orgasm is required. Which I suspect are a little rare among the ladies of Dongguan. Except when they touch Fendi hand bags for the first time.

    I have googled for this story. Not found it. Did find this one:

    Man chugs 0.5kg of baijiu in front of train station security, becomes too drunk to ride, confesses to carrying drugs

    He must be in the running for a Darwin award.

  5. Sadly in China they’ll leave you to die in the hospital lobby if they think there is the smallest risk you won’t be able to pay. I’ve witnessed expats running around trying to gather cash while some expat idiot who didn’t bother with insurance is dying in a lobby. I doubt the hooker will have the money to hand. Even surgeons are paid bribes before they operate not to make a ‘mistake’.

    It’s like there’s absolutely no empathy outside immediate family and friends here… Go socialism!! Who would have thought promising everyone that the state will always look after them would turn everyone into a complete and utter selfish arsehole??

    I also read about they guy drinking the baijiu and confessing to the drugs. Typical fucking peasant minded idiot. I dunno if the amount he had is worthy of capital punishment but he’s going to have a pretty shitty few years ahead of him whatever.

  6. So Much For Subtlety

    Dongguan John – “I dunno if the amount he had is worthy of capital punishment but he’s going to have a pretty shitty few years ahead of him whatever.”

    Three grams? Do they shoot people for that much?

  7. I doubt it. I’m not up to date on drug punishment laws because I don’t involve myself with drugs but for sure he’ll be looking at some time in a shitty prison unless he knows the right people to bribe himself out of it (in which case it wouldn’t have made the news in the first place).

  8. I believe this happens quite often to pigs – the porcine member having a small hook that grips the sow’s cervix.

  9. One of our rats went out like that, albeit solo. We found him slumped in a corner with a smile on his face and a sticky patch on his stomach. Apparently he came and went.

  10. Maybe the Germans were trailing a new enforcement technique for their compulsory condom law and it got a little out of hand

  11. Theophrastus – sounds to me like it’s the old geezer who died ‘boring’.
    (Sod the coat, I’ll leave without it).

  12. The bizarre footage shows paramedics transporting the alleged dead body with the woman still on top”
    With the tom saying “Have you come yet Dearie? We’re 10 minutes over & I’ve another booking at quarter past..”

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