I’m guessing it wasn’t a blow job then

According to Betul Police, the man, who is a tea vendor, has been booked under section 377 of IPC. According to this section, “whoever voluntarily has carnal intercourse against the order of nature with any man, woman or animal, shall be punished with imprisonment for life, or with imprisonment of either description for a term which may extend to ten years”.
Giving details of incident, sub-divisional officer of Police (SDOP) Betul Shanu Aaftab Ali said that the incident was reported from Sadar area of Betul on March 19. He said that the accused Shravan Vyas was a resident Sadar area.
“Some women in railway colony in Sadar area saw Vyas committing an unnatural act with a cow that was tied to a small pole (khoonti). She informed some men in the locality who reached the spot and informed us about the incident. Subsequently we arrested him and he was booked under section 377. He has been sent to jail”, he said.
Ali said the police was also conducting the medical of the cow through a veterinary doctor .

9 thoughts on “I’m guessing it wasn’t a blow job then”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    He better watch out for brucellosis then.

    I am torn on this. Entirely unlike the way the cow isn’t I suspect. On the one hand, yuck! On the other, well he can kill it, eat it, beat it and so on. I have to say in that cow’s life, being sexually assaulted by a tea vendor is probably the least traumatic thing that has happened to her.

    But, of course, yuck!

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    Speaking of cows, why has Mumsnet taken against the idea of turning all schools into Academies? It is the obvious end game, and it is stupid to force people to change if they do not want to, but have they been taken over by the Teachers’ Union or are they, so to speak, blinded by bullsh!t?

  3. Mick – there are ways and ways mate.

    It’s the trousers round the ankles that’s a bit of a give away…

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