A British man has been stabbed to death in the Algarve, reportedly using a spear.
Just your everyday story about local everyday folk. The middle aged gay, British, accountant stabbed to death by his Portuguese toyboy.
A British man has been stabbed to death in the Algarve, reportedly using a spear.
Just your everyday story about local everyday folk. The middle aged gay, British, accountant stabbed to death by his Portuguese toyboy.
Not a pork sword then.
We must export the boring Gays to Portugal then.
Because, these days, “your everyday story about local everyday folk” is usually accompanied by smoking Class A drugs, bank failures, some sort of tie to UKIP, and/or funding television production at the BBC.
Boom tish…
There’s nothing in the report about him being gay. Did you know him?
Andrew,
He could just have access to more comprehensive local reporting. Which is possibly in Portuguese hence the link to a rather terse STV News report.
Plenty of other news sources have filled in the details:
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/portugal-briton-simon-carley-pocock-killed-spear-by-20-year-old-he-met-sex-1553343
Andrew M – “He said he killed the Briton in a drug-fuelled rage before stealing his car.”
That is a bit more like it. All we need to know now is whether the British guy was actually an Air Commodore or is busy writing the welfare policy for the next Conservative government or the like. Being a Bishop would be too obvious.
“Being a Bishop would be too obvious”
What about Methodist Minister chairman of a self-proclaimed “ethical” bank which sponsors Labour MPs? Would be too ridiculous if it hadn’t already been done.
The spear is the only unusual aspect (unless it’s a euphemism).
Richard – “The spear is the only unusual aspect (unless it’s a euphemism).”
Maybe “Portuguese” is the euphemism?
While it is fun to mock the idiocies of rent boys, we have had a serious lesson in Intersectionality today from a member of a popular beat combo called Azealia Banks.
Intersectionality, as I am sure we all know, is about how overlapping areas of discrimination and oppression add up to a massive system of White male domination.
In this case, Ms Banks has suggested that Sarah Palin has no right to comment on the feelings of Black Americans until, and I quote the censored version from the Mail:
‘Hideous. At least suk a n**** d*** or summ’ before you start talking s*** about “black people willingly accepting slavery.” Least she can do.’
So we are to understand that engaging in what I assume is oral intercourse with what I assume is a gentleman of the African American persuasion entitles one to comment on the African American experience? How fascinating.
We see Blackness trump femaleness. As Ms Banks also suggests, and again I quote:
‘Honestly… Let’s find the biggest burliest blackest n****** and let them run a train on her. Film it and put it on worldstar,’
So apparently the cure for racial insensitivity is gang rape.
You know, I remember when everyone promised that the Gabby Giffords shooting by a deranged Leftist would result in them raising the tone of the discourse. As Instapundit often quotes, one of the best things about the Obama years is all the racial healing.
Just another boring day in a multicultural tolerant diverse society that immigration, somewhat involuntary in this case, has brought us.
The only thing I don’t understand is why an Australian musician is commenting on American politics.
“So apparently the cure for racial insensitivity is gang rape.”
Leftists seem keen on the rape of right-wing women
Jonathan – “Leftists seem keen on the rape of right-wing women”
Well they are not big on condemning the rape of left-wing women either. In fact the only women I can think of off hand that they have consistently defended are those born with a penis. They just hate us. All of us.
Anyway, Intersectionality clearly means we should try to understand the layers of oppression this Portuguese rent boy suffered under. I mean, if you think about it, he is the real victim here. As I am sure Rusty, PaulB, BiG and the rest of the S
‘A British man has been stabbed to death in the Algarve, reportedly using a spear.’
Why was the British man using a spear?
“Why was the British man using a spear?”
Pig-sticking?
Pig-sticking?
Yes. They were probably radioactive…
So intesectionality is just a Venn diagram of grievance.
As Milo often reminds us of his fondness for SBBD then this obviously enhances his credibility when discussing race and the US of A with SJWs.
Gives a whole new meaning to “How do I love thee? Let me count the ways”.
Richard – “Pig-sticking?”
If there was a horse involved this story becomes a whole lot more interesting.
(radioactive or not, anyone who tries to kill a pig with a spear, while not on horseback, wins my respect)
Rarely have I seen a single sentence with so much grammatical wrongdoing.
“Gabby Giffords shooting by a deranged Leftist…”
Jared Loughner seems not to have been very political, but in so far as he expressed his views, they were based on a “distrust for and dislike of the government”. Pretty much mainstream for commentators here then. If you all want to call yourselves leftists, so be it,
Social Justice Warrior – “Jared Loughner seems not to have been very political, but in so far as he expressed his views, they were based on a “distrust for and dislike of the government”. Pretty much mainstream for commentators here then. If you all want to call yourselves leftists, so be it,”
Someone who shoots a politician is likely to be quite political. He was not a member of an organised political party but his friends described him as very liberal. He was obsessed with the abuse of language to control people, he thought 9-11 was an inside job. In other words, he appears fairly left wing.
But of course you need to believe he was on the Right.
his friends described him as very liberal
One friend described him as having been “quite liberal” years earlier, before the changes in views and personality which ended in the shooting.
Is there no subject you won’t lie about?