Florida Zookeeper Killed by Tiger to Be Memorialized by 5k Run

Don’t worry, you don’t have to run faster than the tiger. You’ve just got to run faster than just one of your fellow competitors.

4 thoughts on “Hhhhmmmmmm”

  1. I find that weird. The way to commemorate a man is to raise more money to create more of his killers.

    OK, maybe the guy loved tigers and didn’t regret his decision even as one took his life, but maybe he thought ‘shit, I should have done law’ somewhere near the end.

  2. @ Anon
    She, and her husband, loved and wanted to protect the endangered species. That was one of the main aims of her life and her widower is using her death to further it. Makes sense in the context.

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