The Government is concerned that increasing numbers of young people are trying anal sex, according to an official consultation.
Officials at the Department for Culture, Media and Sport are baffled at the increased popularity of the act despite apparent “research” suggesting it is not pleasurable for women.
This is of course the problem with allowing a bureaucracy anywhere near such matters. Because whether something is pleasurable depends upon the individual deciding upon the pleasure. Large numbers of homosexual men do not, for example, enjoy anal sex. And a minority, according to most research, enjoy being the recipient of it. Why this should be any different for women is unknown…..but to a bureaucracy individual taste is not something greatly comprehensible, is it?
And then we’ve got the larger question: why in buggery are we paying civil servants to consider the joys of anal sex?