The Mail just had to put these stories side by side

Women DO judge men on their penis size: Researchers say it is ‘as important as a man’s height’

And

The smart sex toy that can monitor a woman’s body to tell her exactly how to achieve the best orgasm

Presumably that advancing technology is making the first a little less important.

13 thoughts on “The Mail just had to put these stories side by side”

  1. Being ridiculously lofty, my favourite part of the article was the “correlation between height and genital size”

  2. So Much For Subtlety

    No matter how good sex dolls become men will judge other men by the girlfriends they pull, not by the robots they buy.

    Just as no one is proud of the number of prostitutes they have paid.

    Women are not shamed as much as men for their failure to win a partner. But “not as much” is not the same as “not at all”. Women will always prefer a man with a pulse and by preference a large bank account and/or violent tendencies. Perhaps even with larger tackle than average as well.

  3. And, of course, all us men select our women by the tightness of their pussy.
    However research carried out amongst women whose male sexual partners number in the the thousands – often 5 figure thousands – seem to indicate a preference for technique over dimensions. After all, it’s hardly much fun being banged painfully by a horse if it’s all over in 3 minutes..

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    bloke in spain – “And, of course, all us men select our women by the tightness of their pussy.”

    If you said “by the size of their breasts” you might be on to something. But like penis size, tightness is hidden. Except it is really hidden. You won’t know until you’ve tried the ride. Penis size is socially hidden in that most of us wear clothes so women won’t know until it is too late.

    “However research carried out amongst women whose male sexual partners number in the the thousands – often 5 figure thousands – seem to indicate a preference for technique over dimensions. After all, it’s hardly much fun being banged painfully by a horse if it’s all over in 3 minutes..”

    Wouldn’t five figures be tens of thousands? And yes, I wouldn’t think that women needed to sleep with four figures of men to figure that one out.

  5. Just as no one is proud of the number of prostitutes they have paid.

    “No-one” is a pretty big claim.

    I’ve known guys that have skited that not having society’s hang-ups over prostitutes has meant that they have a much cruisier life. While being open to a relationship, they were convinced that banging whores did make them happier.

  6. So Much For Subtlety

    Chester Draws – “I’ve known guys that have skited that not having society’s hang-ups over prostitutes has meant that they have a much cruisier life. While being open to a relationship, they were convinced that banging whores did make them happier.”

    We have posters here who have a non-trivial involvement with prostitution. That is not what I meant. No one is ever proud of it. If a bunch of lads are sitting around boasting about how many women they have slept with, no one is going to say “I did that many my last trip to Thailand”. In fact I would think most men, if they had slept with six girl friends and 12 prostitutes, would claim six.

    We only admire people who do things that are difficult. We give medals to people like Edmund Hilary who climb Everest. We do not give medals to people who pay their fare and get on the Number 6 bus.

  7. SMfS, get a life. Blokes do go to Thailand & boast to their mates how many hookers they’ve screwed, when they get back. They have competitions, FFS!.

  8. And a women, in a 20 year career – averaging 3 tricks a day – might manage 6 or 7 seven thousand. But a lot of them’ll be repeaters. If she’s any good, most of them. Maybe girls who work the tourist trade score higher for breadth of market penetration.. But they tend to have shorter careers.

    Economics & the balance of demand & supply, of course.

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