Normally this is a joke but…..

A mother-of-two has revealed that she and her husband haven’t had sex in two years after she lost her libido on their wedding night.

10 thoughts on “Normally this is a joke but…..”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    The lack of self-awareness is laughable.

    Two children before the wedding or two after?

  2. Do they get paid for revealing this? Or do they have a burning desire to talk about it? Because why would you expose yourselves and your children to decades of ridicule and snickering?

  3. I now have the image of a pair of frumpy northerners, listening to Barry White records, trying to get it on and have a shag.

  4. So Much For Subtlety said:
    “Two children before the wedding or two after?”

    She’s the mother of two; he’s only the father of one.

  5. Bloke in Costa Rica

    Tel, I’ve often wondered at the propensity of people to confess to the Daily Mail details of their lives that should rightly be attended by the same sort of secrecy as J. Edgar Hoover having an orgy with Lord Lucan and Princess Margaret at Area 51. Whatever possesses them? I can see why the Mail publishes these stories as prurience is obviously a money-spinner, but in what fashion does telling the world you’re a frigid cow benefit you?

  6. I feel sorry for the bloke, not just because he’s getting made a laughing stock in front of the entire country, but because you only have to look at the poor sap and realise there’s not an ounce of testosterone in those veins………….

  7. So Much For Subtlety

    Bloke in Costa Rica – “Whatever possesses them?…. in what fashion does telling the world you’re a frigid cow benefit you?”

    She is not telling the world she is a frigid cow. She is telling the world that her man has no balls. She is in the passive-aggressive humiliation game.

    Jim – “because you only have to look at the poor sap and realise there’s not an ounce of testosterone in those veins………….”

    I do not usually approve of cheating but in this case I will make an exception. This man needs to blow all his accumulated savings on working out, getting a better hair cut, buying some nice clothes and hitting on all the pretty girls he meets. Even, or especially, in front of his wife. What is the worst that is going to happen – she will write another Daily Mail article? Better he spend it now than the Courts take it later.

    If she realises he has options, she may rediscover her desire to please him. If not, well, who cares?

  8. ‘I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated, but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, “You obviously haven’t been listening.”‘

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