Not sure about this you know

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Bit unkind of the Mail to label ladies so.

19 thoughts on “Not sure about this you know”

  1. Difference between men and women. Women will utterly obsess about women having a flawless, sculpted look. Men like pretty, reasonably thin and for women to be a bit fun.

    Michael Hutchence left Helena Christensen for Paula Yates, who just shouldn’t have been a competitor. My guess? Paula Yates is a lot more fun in the sack.

  2. Difference between men and women. Women will utterly obsess about women having a flawless, sculpted look. Men like pretty, reasonably thin and for women to be a bit fun.

    No idea if any of the women pictured are supposed to be slebs as I don’t recognise any of them. But they all look utterly fake to me. The only one that might get a second glance if I passed her in the street is the one on the right.

  3. In order of bonkability based on the photos, I would put them

    1, 3, 4, 2, although on a good day Kelly Brook who is 4 might come in at number 2 in that ranking. I don’t know who 3 is.

  4. @ The Stigler

    “Michael Hutchence left Helena Christensen for Paula Yates, who just shouldn’t have been a competitor. My guess? Paula Yates is a lot more fun in the sack.”

    Remind me how that worked out? AVOID CRAZY.

  5. @The Stigler – I see your point, but i was going to say that Michael Hutchence left the world during an advanced wank, making his judgement on these matters questionable.

    Then I checked wikipedia and found they ruled it as suicide, with several people suggesting Yates had driven him to it.

    Helena Christensen is very nice, I’m told.

  6. The Meissen Bison

    I’m with BiW on this. I’ve no idea who any of them are (and the names probably wouldn’t help either) but number four looks like a real person whereas the other three look contrived.

    As far as the captions go, “cheap” seems to correspond to being broader in the beam and “chic” to an idealised confection. Odd.

  7. @The Stigler et al

    My suspicion is that Paula Yates just knew more dealers, and could get good gear easily.

  8. So Much For Subtlety

    Kelly Brook has long been the sort of girl men like. Even though (or is that because?) she is an idiot.

    But if they are judging the dresses, not the girls, then their judgement is way off. Ms Brook’s dress is nice. It doesn’t suit her more rounded figure, but it isn’t bad. The two labelled “chic” are not wearing stylish clothes.

  9. Bloke no Longer in Austria

    Pictured are:

    Leanne Wood
    Ruth Davidson
    Hillary Clinton and
    Nicola Sturgeon

    (ps Michael Hutchence also “squired” Kylie for a while, I wonder who ditched who there )

  10. Women are often very nasty about other women’s appearance – much more ‘judgemental’ than men.

    Also, articles in the DM are designed to make readers feel either fearful/insecure or angry. This one falls into the fearful/insecure category.

  11. My initial reaction was that they feel a woman covering her shoulders somehow made them cheap. According to this DM ranking system strippers must be some of the classiest dames in the world. If it was my daughter I would say 2 is the best dress.

    No comment on the ladies themselves. Enough beer will make it a moot point.

  12. Bloke in Costa Rica

    Kelly Brook’s put on a bit of weight lately but ten or fifteen years ago she looked like she’d been designed in a lab by a talented group of horny teenage boys. She was spectacular.

  13. BraveFart:
    “In order of bonkability based on the photos, I would put them
    1, 3, 4, 2,”

    I’ll take any of them in any order. Lucky you, if you can afford to be fussy

  14. So Much For Subtlety

    Bloke in Costa Rica – “Kelly Brook’s put on a bit of weight lately but ten or fifteen years ago she looked like she’d been designed in a lab by a talented group of horny teenage boys. She was spectacular.”

    A pity about her taste in men and refusal to pass on those prize genes. But it depends on what they are assessing. If it is the frocks it is one thing. They need to draw a line between what men like and what works as a model. Tall and thin is great for a model if she wants to show off clothes. Not many men are that interested in their wives and girlfriends looking good in a frock.

    Edward Lud – “Pull the other one, you lot. Second from the right’s prime crumpet.”

    She is a prize crumpet but that photo makes her look like Bruce Jenner.

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