Trump’s disgusting crime

A former Miss Venezuela and Miss Universe has told how Donald Trump called her ‘Miss Piggy’ and an ‘eating machine’ after she gained weight.
Alicia Machado, who was also the first winner of Miss Universe to model for Playboy, was just 19 when she won the crown in 1996, shortly after Trump took over the competition.
But when Machado gained 40lbs after taking the crown she says Trump began bullying her and invited media outlets to watch her work out without telling her they would be there.

Quite, quite, disgusting. Telling a fat bird she’s fat.

Obviously can’t be President now, can he? Have to go with the wife of the rapist instead.

19 thoughts on “Trump’s disgusting crime”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    I have to say that Ms Machado was still totally bone-able once she gained 40 lbs. But it is hard to avoid the basic point that Trump invested a lot of money in the competition and hence in her backside. He can recoup most of that by pimping her around the country. If she porks up too much she will not bring in the punters.

    Hence the financial need to tell the fat bird that she is too fat.

    Still better than laughing at a 12 year old rape victim

  2. But it is entirely sensible to have program after program across the TV channels fat-shaming the overweight because of the “obesity epidemic”, right?

  3. Like Brexit every possible lie/distortion will be larded on Trump.

    But they have already sprayed so much hate and venom they have shot their wad so to speak. There isn’t much more that they can get. And whatever they do can be repaid on Billyboy’s head tenfold. Dig up sexual misconduct? Next to Cigardick? It won’t fly. Corruption? Likewise.

  4. So Much For Subtlety

    Trump is lucky he is not in jail. We are not far off the day when hurting a Fat Chick’s feelings is a crime:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3599415/He-wanted-abs-huge-e-like-Kim-Kardashian-Controlling-boyfriend-forced-girlfriend-run-treadmill-showed-pictures-women-told-didn-t-look-good.html

    Personally I think Trump should don the cape of the Superhero we all need. He needs to spread his super powers of Thinification much wider. Here for instance:

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3600348/Oh-beauteous-mankind-female-cast-perform-NUDE-version-Shakespeare-s-Tempest-Central-Park.html

  5. The Inimitable Steve

    As we know, women hate, hate, *hate* confident, charming bad boy billionaire alpha males who treat them as objects of desire, which is why you’ve never heard of 50 Shades of Grey.

    There was an interesting exchange in Trump’s recent interview with Megyn Kelly, the pretty blonde news anchor he’s been feuding with for months.

    Kelly brought up Trump’s verbal attacks on her, including his retweets calling her a “bimbo”.

    This is the point where you’d expect a generic right wing politician (see Mitt Romney and his lame “binders full of women”) to either feebly deny it or beg for forgiveness.

    Trump admitted he had said those things, very conspicuously refused to apologise, leaned forward with a roguish grin, and said “but c’mon, you’ve been called worse, right?”

    And, as if by magic, Ms Kelly’s face lit up with a glowing smile.

    For the cocky alpha male, women will forgive just about anything. Meanwhile, the poor supplicating lesser male can’t get away with so much as leaving the toilet seat up.

  6. So Much For Subtlety

    The Inimitable Steve – “And, as if by magic, Ms Kelly’s face lit up with a glowing smile.”

    He gave her his number. She took it. No doubt someone’s knees will be meeting the carpet of the Oval Office.

    I am starting to think seriously that he might win.

  7. The Inimitable Steve

    SMFS – i’ve been saying for months that he will win.

    And he will win.

    I’ll blow my own Donald trumpet here: I’ve got a decent record on predicting American presidential outcomes. I knew Bush would win when I saw him on CNN in 1999. I knew Obama was a future president after seeing him address the DNC in 2004.

    Conversely, I knew Al Gore, John Kerry, Old Man McCain and Mitt Romney were losers.

    For why am I so amazingly prescient, not to mention extraordinarily handsome?

    Steveological analysis posits a simple theory: in presidential elections, people vote for people.

    Nothing else matters. Not really. “Issues”, policies and op eds are mere dandruff in the wind. It’s about the candidate, and the candidate with the most charisma usually wins.

    Trump versus Hillary is like a choice between Rodney Dangerfield’s fun-times character in “Caddyshack” and that woman from “Misery”.

    In retrospect, it’ll seem amazingly obvious that the hectoring old shrew who reminds you of an evil mother-in-law never stood a chance.

  8. ‘Trump versus Hillary is like a choice between Rodney Dangerfield’s fun-times character in “Caddyshack” and that woman from “Misery”.

    In retrospect, it’ll seem amazingly obvious that the hectoring old shrew who reminds you of an evil mother-in-law never stood a chance.’

    I am in literal tears at that comment! Brilliant!

  9. I agree. Trump to win.
    Furthermore, to win with nearly no policy baggage.
    And he won’t start WW3 either.

  10. Haven’t seen a post bloat pic of her, but given the way & the particular areas of the body latinas bulk up, putting 40lbs on a slim, Miss Universe, physique could produce an effect have your average red blooded male gibbering.
    But Venezuelan? Venezuelan! You could easily be into the mysterious & rarely explored areas beyond a 10+.

  11. @ Steve
    The telling newspaper comment paragraph was when someone did a poll “With whom would you rather have a drink?” and the teetotal (for the last score of years) GW scored a heavy win over Kerry.

  12. ‘In retrospect, it’ll seem amazingly obvious that the hectoring old shrew who reminds you of an evil mother-in-law never stood a chance.’

    It’s the lesson of the Nixon-Kennedy debate 56 years ago. It’s beyond stupid that the Dems are nominating Hillary.

  13. ‘but given the way & the particular areas of the body latinas bulk up’

    You remind me of something I noticed in 1971, when I was in San Antonio for Air Force basic training. When we visited the city, I noticed that female Chicanos, up to their late teens, were strikingly beautiful. Adult Chicano women were fat. Fat to obese. I saw one – ONE – Chicano woman, in the the Tower’s revolving Chart House Restaurant, who was fit, and stunning.

    I assume the fat is culturally desirable, or at least culturally acceptable.

  14. Bloke in Costa Rica

    Bill Bryson said the same thing about girls from Iowa. He said they were moist and delectable while young but at some unspecified time in adulthood suddenly ballooned, in his words like someone pulling the pin on an inflatable life raft.

    Just about the hottest girl I ever dated was a Venezuelan. The country really punches above its weight in the beauty pageant arena.

  15. Bloke no Longer in Austria

    I have to concur with the comments about Venezuelan women. It is that strange racial mix that they have there. I worked there a fair bit in the early ’90s, people thought I was ill, because I was permanently drooling at the gorgeous women just walking down the street.

    My employers wanted me to stay permanently, but I never felt safe in Caracas and it was clear that it would only take “the wrong sort of coup” to push the place over the edge. How right I was.

    A propos Trump’s comment, I’m reminded of the classic line from Viz’s Sid the Sexist:
    “Mind pet, ya don’t sweat much fer a fat lass.”

  16. “Just about the hottest girl I ever dated was a Venezuelan. The country really punches above its weight in the beauty pageant arena.”

    Not after a couple of years when you cant even buy toilet paper…

  17. So Much For Subtlety

    Johnnydub – “Not after a couple of years when you cant even buy toilet paper…”

    Yeah but you have to look at it from the other side. Now you can chat up Venezuelan girls by offering them a drink and basic hygiene.

    It can’t hurt.

    A couple more years and all those fat British men will stop going to Thailand and will head for Latin America with a few extra rolls.

  18. Bloke in Costa Rica

    We might get some tasty refugees here if it all goes completely tits-up, with the added benefit that there won’t be many hajis looking to blow the place up mixed in with the hardship cases.

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