Southampton man found murdered in £400k Victorian house following housing dispute
Not quite the perfect Mail headline if it wasn’t
Southampton man found murdered in £400k Victorian house following housing dispute
Not quite the perfect Mail headline if it wasn’t
A Gay Muslim migrant?
A perfect Guardian headline would also involve a migrant killer. But one driven to it by post-traumatic stress caused by American Imperialism.
MIGRANT SLAYS MAN IN £400K VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE ONCE SEEN BY PRINCESS DI
* Could these scantily-clad American socialites be CAUSING cancer?
OUTRAGE AND FURY AS GAY MUSLIM PAEDOPHILE MIGRANT GETS CANCER FROM SLAYING MAN IN £400K HOUSE IN WHICH GHOST OF PRINCESS DI ONCE SEEN BY SEMI-NAKED KIM KARDASHIAN.
BiG wins the prize.
BiG’s is pretty good, but it doesn’t quite come up to the (U.S.) National Enquirer “perfect headline” from the ’70s: “Jackie Cured of Cancer by Alien from Flying Saucer.”