Was it by a migrant?

Southampton man found murdered in £400k Victorian house following housing dispute

Not quite the perfect Mail headline if it wasn’t

5 thoughts on “Was it by a migrant?”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    A Gay Muslim migrant?

    A perfect Guardian headline would also involve a migrant killer. But one driven to it by post-traumatic stress caused by American Imperialism.

  2. The Inimitable Steve

    MIGRANT SLAYS MAN IN £400K VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE ONCE SEEN BY PRINCESS DI

    * Could these scantily-clad American socialites be CAUSING cancer?

  3. Bloke in Germany

    OUTRAGE AND FURY AS GAY MUSLIM PAEDOPHILE MIGRANT GETS CANCER FROM SLAYING MAN IN £400K HOUSE IN WHICH GHOST OF PRINCESS DI ONCE SEEN BY SEMI-NAKED KIM KARDASHIAN.

  4. Sam Adams the Dog

    BiG’s is pretty good, but it doesn’t quite come up to the (U.S.) National Enquirer “perfect headline” from the ’70s: “Jackie Cured of Cancer by Alien from Flying Saucer.”

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