Why doesn’t someone just teach the damn child to stop doing that?

A child swallows a battery every 3 hours.

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8 thoughts on “Why doesn’t someone just teach the damn child to stop doing that?”

  1. Just because a kid will swallow a battery doesn’t mean he’ll swallow an origami robot.

    The origami robot would not have helped in the case they cite. Dumbasses.

    ‘3,300 cases a year’ MY GOD, THAT WOULD BE 330,000 IN A CENTURY !!!

    Most swallowed batteries cause no problem. But that wouldn’t make much of a headline.

  2. Depends if it really is a battery, such as a PP10, or whether they actually mean a cell, such as a CR2000.

  3. In circumstances alimentary
    Always observe the battery’s polarity.

    OK, OK, I was just about to go anyway…

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