Jambusar (Gujarat): Senior Vishwa Hindu Parishad (VHP) leader Pravin Togadia has an advice for Hindu men: “Go home and worship your manhood”.
And why not? There’s enough feminists out there telling women to worship the power or the vagina, aren’t there?
Hmm…
The VHP leader, who is also a doctor, did not stop at this and showed a product “prepared” by him: “This is a product that I have created. It is available for Rs 600, but I’m giving out to you for Rs 500 here.
Seems legit.
Togadia said increasing the numbers of Hindus would also help protect cows.
No word on squirrels though.
Worship it? Personally I find that directing a stream of cool air to its general vicinity is quite sufficient.
I would prefer a buxom young woman to worship it, but her indoors would put a jihad on me.
“There’s enough feminists out there telling women to worship the power or the vagina, aren’t there?”
Not any more. Apparently it’s ‘transphobic’.
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=6202
You know, I don’t really want to display my well known ecumenical skills for which I am famous, but I thought Hindus were doing this already?
What is a lingham after all?
Shall I throw in a gratuitous mention of Mother India just because I can?
This is how yoga got started, I’ll warrant
Most men don’t have the flexibility, fortunately for the human race.
I got persuaded to try yoga. Did myself a mischief. Twanging a hip ligament did not do much to liberate my fucking chakras, I can tell you.