News Just In! Men Like Tits!

Is this the depressing secret to success? Women wearing low-cut tops are almost TWENTY times more likely to land a job interview

The study was carried out by researchers at a French university in Paris

Found applicants boosted their applications with a low-cut photo

More ‘revealing’ outfits were 19 times more likely to lead to an interview

Amazing what science can tell us these days, isn’t it?

Although no, Theresa, no. It’s young dugs that interest.

8 thoughts on “News Just In! Men Like Tits!”

  1. When I had a small business in London, Salesgirls would come calling. Invariably they wore a particular semi-revealing cut of blouse, which made one hope to see more than one did, but they were manipulating my maleness.

    To counter this I used to walk right up to them, get a better view, and say “I see you are wearing a sales-lady’s blouse”, and enjoy them trying to retreat in confusion.

    Saved a fortune in unwanted purchases too.

  2. Only in France.

    I’d be interested to see how well such tactics work across different countries. Especially in the UK, where we don’t have a habit of putting photos on CVs.

  3. Not so sure you should dismiss Theresa like that. I think she’d be absolutely filthy.

    And re older women, what about Susan Sarandon?

  4. You sexist. It has become clear to me over the last few years that women love tits too.

    So that is more than half the entire population. We should have a law about it. Compulsory low cut tops in the summer.

  5. What about Susan Sarandon? She’s a stinking commie, there is nothing more sexless than leftie women.

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