To explain this finding

Do you have a beer belly? Men with large waists and high body mass index (BMI) have greater risks of developing aggressive prostate cancer and dying from it than their counterparts, new research in Europe suggests.

More ejaculations reduces risk of prostate cancer. Fat blokes get laid less often.

Sorted

8 thoughts on “To explain this finding”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    Well there is an obvious way to reduce the burden on the NHS then.

    Free Thai hookers for all the fatties.

  2. SMFS,

    Can’t we just send them a leaflet on masturbation, including a section on how to find BBW sites on the interweb?

  3. So Much For Subtlety

    DocBud – “Can’t we just send them a leaflet on masturbation, including a section on how to find BBW sites on the interweb?”

    It would be interesting to know how they defined sex. I would assume that they only count people who are having vaginal penetrative sex. The sad old men whacking off by themselves probably say they have none.

    The question is whether the act of ejaculation somehow removes a toxic poison from the body, in which case how it was obtained does not matter, or whether recognising you are surplus to the species’ needs – consciously or otherwise – causes the cancer.

    I would lean to the latter if I had to guess. Depression is likely to be caused by not having a warm body to have sex together. Depression may make cancer more likely.

  4. TMB

    Fvcks sake. A lovely sunny day and you’ve generated a mental picture of Murphy with a rolled up copy of Whillans Tax Tables stuffed up his butt, while furiously beating his meat over a pile of Tolley’s Yellow and Orange Tax Handbooks

  5. “DuckyMcDuckface”

    Makes you proud to be British*.

    * H/T W.S. Churchill. Ferret out the reference, if you will.

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