Well, no, not really

Byrne, who was a uniformed officer, says the president personally directed officers to provide Lewinsky access to the White House for a booty call around the beginning of 1996. The president even provided Monica with a top-secret phone number to reach him directly in the Oval Office.

“We wondered how he got any work done and joked that he would have been better at running a brothel in a red-light district than the White House,” Byrne writes.

Not sampling the goods is a good start to managing a brothel.

13 thoughts on “Well, no, not really”

  1. So Much For Subtlety

    I think we may have one regular who may beg to differ. Although you would have to ask him.

    Certainly I admire the young man who set up a casting call for a porn film on Facebook – and insisted on a hands on evaluation of the starlets as part of the evaluation. I guess porn stars aren’t the brightest bulbs in the sky.

    I don’t believe this though:

    “You have to wait. He’s with his other piece of a–. Wait till he’s finished,” the officer told her.

    It doesn’t ring true to me. Also anyone banging Eleanor Mondale would not be taking phone calls while being blown (and let’s not forget that oral-anal contact as the report put it) by the fat Jewish intern.

  2. The Inimitable Steve

    Irate, Lewinsky responded with an unseemly gesture, toward her body, “What’s he want with her when he has this?”

    I would pay good money to see Bill, Hill and Monica on The Jerry Springer Show.

  3. “Not sampling the goods is a good start…” Are you sure you’re not getting confused with drug dealing, Tim?

  4. If I were managing a restaurant I would want to taste the chef’s food. If I were to run a brothel I would occasionally sample the product to ensure quality(I swear that is the reason). How else would I know what training programs are needed to improve the service?

    Note: Addictive substances are one of the few exceptions to this for obvious reasons.

  5. Then you don’t understand women, LY. They’re like herding cats. You do that & the one you’ve test flown will start manipulating for advantage. Puts all the other’s backs up. Next thing you know, they’re all doing it. Spitting & clawing at each other as they pass..
    Doesn’t even matter if they’re not successful. It’s a great deal of effort being expended, could be better employed elsewhere

  6. Agree with BiS sampling the goods would be only for those who love life in a perpetual cat fight. The one persons I have known in this position looked for his fun in a rival establishment.

  7. The one persons I have known in this position looked for his fun in a rival establishment.

    Which presumably was tax-deductible as “market research”.

  8. How would that work, Mr Moore? Girls move around. Unless he’s doing it in another country, he’s bound to know at least some of them. Word flashes round & within seconds he’s caught in a terrawatt glare of competitive seduction.
    He’d likely be burnt to a crisp

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