Dennis would feel fine about the end of the worldJuly 28, 2016 Tim Worstallblogs14 CommentsEndless repeats of the Goon Show …: How the BBC prepared for the end of the world previousThere is an tiny part of the united States which is still Merrie EnglandnextMy word this is one hell of a shock, isn’t it? 14 thoughts on “Dennis would feel fine about the end of the world” Flatcap Army July 28, 2016 at 10:15 am “IT’S A LIE! We’re just good friends! Abdul, open the window and throw another woman on the fire, this one’s nearly gone out” Rob July 28, 2016 at 10:16 am “And the bunker in the countryside near Evesham was so secret that the 90 staff set to have been posted there were not even allowed to tell their wives.” 90 BBC employees. Their wives probably didn’t know, but I expect the Soviets did. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:05 pm Neddy Seagoon: One false move, Bloodnok, and I’ll put a bullet between your eyes. Major Bloodnok: I didn’t know they made them that small. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:07 pm Henry Crun: Minny, stop that crazy rhythm type dancing. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:10 pm Neddy Seagoon: Are you responsible for berths on this ship? Mr. Lalkaka: Not all of them, sir. Mr. Banerjee: What he asks is not pointless. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:12 pm Bloodnok: You know that saying ‘Caesar’s wife is above suspicion’? Well, I put an end to all that rubbish! Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:19 pm Bloodnok: What? It’s all lies! In any case, they never paid me! Is there no honesty? Do you know what happened to me last night? Moriarty: No. Bloodnok: Thank heaven for that!. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:22 pm Seagoon: Gad! What will you think of next? Bloodnok: Well, I think I’ll say I’m not staying on this ship. I’ve been beaten, flogged, keel-hauled, mutinied, tarred, hung from the yard-arm, lashed to the mast, and also an unpleasant incident east of the wind. Seagoon: But a sailor must expect these things! Bloodnok: Sailor? I’m a first-class passenger, sir! jgh July 28, 2016 at 6:22 pm Before I die I’d like to see the old country again. Which old country? Any old country! Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:27 pm Henry: You get on baiting those elephant traps. Minnie: I don’t see the point of them, you know. Henry: What? Minnie: We’ve never caught one. Henry: That doesn’t mean we must stop trying, Min of mine. Think of the dangers! Supposing you came down one morning for a cream-strainer, and found an elephant in the larder, eh? Minnie: Well, I’ve never seen an elephant in the larder. Henry: That is because they’re hiding, Min of mine. Minnie: Where do elephants hide? Tell me that! Where do elephants hide, buddy? Henry: Well, I don’t know, Saxophone-Min, but it’s clear to me that they must hide somewhere. How else could they get away with it for so long? Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:28 pm Bloodnok: I claim the South Pole in the name of Gladys Ploog of 13 The Sebastibal Villas, Sutton. Seagoon: Who is she, sir? Bloodnok: I don’t know, but obviously we’re doing her a big favour.. Dennis the Peasant July 28, 2016 at 6:31 pm Bloodnok: I’m lost, dear fellow, lost, completely lost. Me and the regiment were marching along, you know, and suddenly, quite by accident, me and the regimental funds took the wrong turning.. Tim Worstall July 28, 2016 at 7:43 pm Bloodnock to new recruits: “Open your wallets and say “Help yourself” Assembled recruits open wallets: “Help yourself” Bloodnock “Don’t mind if I do”. Simon Williams July 29, 2016 at 12:00 am Bloodnok: I’m afraid my wife won’t be joining us Seagoon: Why not? Bloodnok: I’ve sewn her into the lining of my mattress. Seagoon: You fool Bloodnok, that’s mattress-cide!! Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.