I tend not to think that the secret sign of the Illuminati is “I like a Big Boy, Me”

Consider the evidence:

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And the claim:

Are Theresa May and Angela Merkel in the ILLUMINATI? Conspiracy theorists are convinced the leaders are in secretive sect because of similar hand gestures

The ‘Merkel-Raute’ is a reverse variation of the first illuminati ‘Roc Sign’ – roughly in the shape of a diamond or pyramid – used by celebrities such as actors, Denzel Washington, Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise
Users of the ‘Merkel-Raute’, as it has become known due to the German’s frequent use, have also included other European historical figures including Pope John Paul II and Adolf Hitler.
‘The pyramid is an important Illuminati symbol showing their few ruling the many on the bottom type power structure,’ the illuminatiRex website states.

I think my explanation makes more sense actually.

18 thoughts on “I tend not to think that the secret sign of the Illuminati is “I like a Big Boy, Me””

  1. It’s a similar thing as when they used to get Clinton to point with his thumb, or Blair with his glasses rather than look more violent by pointing normally.

    Some spin doctor has told them that they need to do something purposeful with their hands, and this is it.

  2. Bloke in North Dorset

    “It’s a similar thing as when they used to get Clinton to point with his thumb, or Blair with his glasses rather than look more violent by pointing normally.”

    In the Army we were taught to indicate someone using an open hand for pointing, especially at close quarters just using a finger is seen as aggressive and invites a defensive response.

    “Some spin doctor has told them that they need to do something purposeful with their hands, and this is it.”

    Its a difficult one for women. They can’t put them in their pockets, clasping behind the back looks too formal and folded arms indicates a closed mind.

    Not sure how true it is but I read somewhere that Wilson started smoking a pipe so he had something to do with his hands.

  3. “Sir, the plebs have discovered some of our secret signs. What should we do?”

    “Put it in the Daily Mail. Oh, and release Worstall; he’ll reduce it to talk of big cocks, or something. It’ll be gone in a day or two.”

    “Very good, sir. Ferrero Rocher?

    “Fuck off.”

  4. The Inimitable Steve

    And everybody knows the secret Illuminati sign is making a circle with your left thumb and forefinger, then repeatedly inserting your right forefinger through the circle.

  5. What else do believers in the Illuminati believe in?

    Big Foot?

    England winning another football tournament?

    Real Socialism never having been tried?

  6. Dontcha think the other Illuminoids would already know about May and Merkel being members? Or aren’t they famous enough?

  7. That gesture is called “steepling” and its unconscious use is generally associated with confidence, and with speakers who are being very careful about what they are saying.

    Up to now, it’s been highly secret, of course.

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