I’ve sat next to these two tooJuly 28, 2016 Tim WorstallBooks7 Comments a pair of fucking immense sweaty Hawaiian shirt-wearing hamplanets from Dubuque BiCR in the comments previousJeebus, cops especially should know he difference herenextHe’s baiting you Honey, he’s baiting you 7 thoughts on “I’ve sat next to these two too” Rob July 28, 2016 at 7:07 pm I like hamplanet Rob July 28, 2016 at 7:08 pm It’s strange, but I only ever see really fat men wearing Hawaiian shirts. Eur In Trouble Now July 28, 2016 at 7:21 pm Those of enhanced girth often appreciate casual clothing that doesn’t require tucking in (heh) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VHlwcxUUnE Theophrastus July 28, 2016 at 7:53 pm Once, I was sandwiched between two such on a full flight, after which my dislike of lard buckets, land whales and hamplanets soared. Neither of them apologised for overflowing into my seat: their sense of entitlement was (literally) palpable. I also noticed that the sweat of the obese is particularly unpleasant, being trapped in their cascades of blubber until they move. ENLB July 29, 2016 at 12:03 am For anyone that didn’t see the comment in full. When I’ve been on puddle-jumpers going from San José to the beach they weigh the passengers, because we’re flying in Twin Otters and if you have a pair of fucking immense sweaty Hawaiian shirt-wearing hamplanets from Dubuque you have to sit ’em either side of the aisle and over the wing, then tell ’em not to move. This isn’t quite such an issue on a 777. And if you did, so what, it was worth repeating. Roue le Jour July 29, 2016 at 10:06 am Theo Ditto. I will never wear a short sleaved shirt on a plane ever again. Just thinking about it makes me shudder. Fred Z July 29, 2016 at 2:23 pm Flew to Tahiti once from LAX with a large Tahitian lady to my left. I’m 5’10” and sitting down her shoulder was 4 inches higher than my head. Very nice flight. Perfect headrest. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.