Don’t we all?

France Prime minister ‘prefers naked breasts to headscarf’

I’m entirely sure that the most virulent jihadi agrees, given the lengths they go to gain access to eight of them.

12 thoughts on “Don’t we all?”

  1. According to my Sinclair calculator, then, that’s 144 breasts, so Tim is out by a factor of 18.

    @Interested – demand for that particular commodity has always exceeded supply. I speak from personal experience.

  2. Speaking of breasts and beaches, but unrelated….

    I was on a French beach last week, and topless bathing seems to have really gone out of fashion. But in the same way that grannies like their Cliff Richard records despite him going out of fashion, they have decided to keep doing what they’ve always done.

    So, you’ve got these cracking fit young women in bikinis, and the only tits on display are grandmas with them down to their knees.

  3. Arthur Dent / Interested / Thomas Fuller: what is your basis for assuming that the allocation excludes pre-pubescent virgins?

    My limited understanding is that these enjoy some popularity at the highest level (pboh).

  4. “According to my Sinclair calculator, then, that’s 144 breasts, so Tim is out by a factor of 18.”

    Gross

  5. TMB – that is a good point. In many areas of the Islamic world, scarves are preferred to breasts, or at least one assumes so based on the popularity of prepubescent brides/boys/victims…

  6. I was thinking about wives, not the doe eyed virgins

    I was about to look up how many breasts on your average camel.

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