Investigations are under way after someone replaced lube with acid in a dispenser at a gay club.
A 62-year-old man was arrested in Sydney, Australia, after going to Aarows, Rydalmere, and poured hydrochloric acid into the dispenser.
And of course all those stories about Teh Gayers being promiscuous are entirely untrue.
Lube? For use on the premises presumably?