Being sent to Coventry may not be such a bad thing after all – it’s supposedly the best place to live if you are single.
With the highest concentration of lone people, dating experts said the city offered the highest chance of finding a partner.
Hull, Sunderland, Hartlepool and Glasgow came next in the matchmaking league.
Northerners, you know. They’re Northerners.
And yes, Coventry is North of the Marylebone Road.