Front Page News!September 21, 2016 Tim WorstallArt11 CommentsA mummer is leaving his wife, another mummer. Film at 11. previousWell, he’s got a pointnextNow they’re banning an ad about freedom of speech 11 thoughts on “Front Page News!” Bloke in Wiltsire September 21, 2016 at 7:36 am If the rumours are true, in similar coincidences to the last one: “Hey Angelina, I’m going to make a movie about two spies who are romantically involved and one has to kill the other” “Really Brad, like the one where we had an affair that broke up your relationship with your wife?” “Yes, spooky, huh” “Well, go and have fun” Interested September 21, 2016 at 7:47 am Well, once she had her tits removed. John Galt September 21, 2016 at 7:59 am Woman married to (allegedly) world’s sexiest man has “Eat, Pray, Love” moment and wonders if he’s really the best she can do. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston can’t stop laughing at the irony. This shit just writes itself… Mr Ecks September 21, 2016 at 8:52 am Jolie is aging and not very stable–vials of blood around her neck in days gone by, saying goodbye to her tits for ??? reasons. It was always on the cards. Arthur the Cat September 21, 2016 at 10:05 am Or if you want to be completist: A mummer, who previously left her husband who was a mummer, and subsequently left her husband who was a mummer, is leaving her husband, who is a mummer who previously left his wife who was a mummer. Film at eleventy eleven? Chris Miller September 21, 2016 at 11:03 am … because said husband has a new squeeze who is a mummer … And so ad infinitum So Much For Subtlety September 21, 2016 at 11:32 am Five years off the life of each child. I hope that Ms Jolie has very good reasons. Worth killing people, what is it?, thirty years earlier than otherwise. dearieme September 21, 2016 at 1:56 pm She is a bit of a t…. actually, no she isn’t. Cal September 21, 2016 at 2:38 pm It’s news because she’s a respected LSE academic — and CityAM agrees: http://www.cityam.com/249735/london-school-economics-lecturer-divorce-actor-husband Theophrastus September 21, 2016 at 3:59 pm Cal She’s as much of a professor as one Richard Murphy. Bloke in Costa Rica September 21, 2016 at 10:51 pm I struggled to express my indifference to this news to my workmates. I mean, I care so little about it that I’ve basically tipped over the line into anti-caring. They could build a whole new generation of ultra-powerful particle accelerators to probe the fabric of the universe at ever-higher resolution and they still would not be able to detect the number of fucks I give. For it is precisely zero. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.