Who is your current favourite Black Lives Matter UK activist? I like the white ones best. Perhaps especially Richard Collett-White, who is whiter than a very white man who has got a white sheet over his head. And a white pointy hat. Richard took part in last week’s little explosion of privileged narcissism at London City airport. He is a former member of the Oxford University croquet club.
However, I also have a soft spot for the Ben Tippet and Natalie Fiennes partnership — they live in a £2m gaff in Wandsworth and, yes, of course she’s related to the acting Fienneses.
It’s the croquet club that’s really the tops there.