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Man, 56, short in legs in west Belfast

dearieme October 17, 2016 at 11:17 am

Top draw.
JuliaM October 17, 2016 at 11:48 am

Superb!!!
Hallowed Be October 17, 2016 at 11:51 am

relevant – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37622249
Theophrastus October 17, 2016 at 3:33 pm

If he had been legless, would he have been able to consent?
Gamecock October 17, 2016 at 3:41 pm

What is “paramilitary style?”
CayleyGraph October 17, 2016 at 4:09 pm

You’re supposed to wear shorts outside legs, not in legs.
Surreptitious Evil October 17, 2016 at 5:10 pm

Gamecock,

Through the kneecaps.
Bloke in Costa Rica October 17, 2016 at 5:14 pm

Gamecock: it’s like “urban casual” but with a balaclava over your head.
Heisenberg October 17, 2016 at 7:25 pm

Nothing about UKIP though, Worstall?
Pcar October 17, 2016 at 7:39 pm

Perhaps the man is a dyslexic Paralympic “hero” who caught the boat train to Belfast rather than the gold train to Manchester?

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Theophrastus October 17, 2016 at 11:36 pm

Heisenberg:
Just in case of any uncertainty in principle: FOYC.
Gamecock October 18, 2016 at 1:40 am

Police blotter: dwarf fortune teller escaped.

That’s right, small medium at large.
Bloke in Costa Rica October 18, 2016 at 4:18 am

(Golf clap)
gunker October 18, 2016 at 8:22 am

PSNI are carrying out a short arm inspection in the area