Children should be blocked from texting sexually explicit images by social media companies, the Health Secretary has said.
Sure, you can block the “I’d like to fuck your vagina with my penis” through word recognition stuff.
But there’s no way to get to euphemisms. “Let’s nip behind the bike shed for some rumpy pumpy my darling little arhoomba!”
And let’s face it, English has some millennia’s worth of euphemisms to play with….