It means that some old biddy is spouting shit

Baba Vanga ‘Obama last president’ prediction: What does it mean?

Amazingly, no, that was not my review of Polly’s most recent column.

Would work as it though.

16 thoughts on “It means that some old biddy is spouting shit”

  1. “Cold regions will become warm … and volcanoes will awaken. A huge wave will cover a big coast covered with people and towns, and everything will disappear beneath the water. Everything will melt, just like ice.”

    The stunning accuracy of Old Mother Cockrot’s predictions has left me in a terrified funk I can tell you.

    That Trump literally is Hister.

    (That one is a bit obscure but nobody said that reading this blog would always be easy)

  2. (That one is a bit obscure but nobody said that reading this blog would always be easy)

    Crashed alien spaceships contain many surprises.

  3. Never heard of her. Though anyone who call themselves “baba” and isn’t addressing a two year old obviously isn’t right in the head.

  4. There shall be vauge rumours of things going astray and a great confusion of where things really are. And a friend’s hammer will go missing from where it was just a minute ago.

  5. The anti-Christ will rise up in retribution in a small town in the East under a Cathedral, after enduring years of mocking and living a modest existence in the modern equivalent of a stable.

  6. And the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before around eight o’clock…

  7. These shall make war with the Lamb, and the Lamb shall overcome them: for he is Lord of lords, and King of kings: and they that are with him are called, and chosen, and faithful.

  8. “Baby Vanaga”???
    (You have to read to the end).

    And why would the old biddy worry about some submarine? It’s clear the prediction (ha!) is for the city of Kursk.

    I see the dark, cold hands of global neoliberalism manipulating the minds of innocents and causing them to publish nonsense.

  9. Boring Prophet: …there shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, errrm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi – with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend’s hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o’clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that…
    Life of Brian natch

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